I’m here to share myself on the web. To communicate with my family, friends and hopefully readers. I have stories from my life and stories from my imagination. I believe I have some good stories to tell. Bear with me while I remember and conjure them.
We were overjoyed to participate in our congregation’s second in person worship this year. It was a pleasant hour and a half in worship and fellowship. We picked up a couple of leftover breakfasts. Fresh out of the oven egg, bacon, and potato casserole. Yummy.
So we came home and vegetated for most of the rest of the day. Then! Carrie called out to me as I was perusing Facebook. There’s a leak under the kitchen sink. Sure enough, under the sink was a puddle of water. Thankfully Carrie had a metal tray under the spot where the leak was. I looked, and I looked again. Where was that dang blasted leak? The inlet for the dishwasher was fine. No moisture was on the drain. I looked, and then I noticed. On the side of the garbage disposal was a hole! Yes, the side of the disposal had corroded through, and water was coming out.
Changing that can’t be too hard. I thought to myself. So I went to Lowe’s website. I did some looking about and decided on one. The main decider being I could pick it up at the store that day. I did have the presence of mind to look over the instructions. Isn’t it great that many places put the installation instructions where you can open them up and read them?
Now that didn’t look too bad, pretty standard stuff. So I ordered it, and about twenty minutes later, I get an email saying it is ready to pick up. So off Carrie and I go. We drive the scenic route down Peach Orchard and come into Lowes on the backside. Nice drive. Glad we went that way. Lots of new houses. I grabbed the new disposal, and home we went. So far, nothing could be easier.
After I opened the box, I skimmed through the instructions to find the ones covering removing the old disposal. They weren’t complicated.
It is not the complications that are the hard part. It is the execution.
Step 1. Disconnect the electricity. Easy. The old one was plugged into an outlet. Pulling the plug, I completed that step.
Step 2. Disconnect the drain pipe and dishwasher hose. Not bad. Boy, those joints were tight.
Step 3. Support disposer, Insert end of wrenchette (wrenchette?) into right side of mounting lug. Check!
And Turn. Disposer will fall free. Yea, sure. Someone with big muscles put this in. Not only is it very tight. Support and turn? Am I supposed to turn with one hand? It feels like I need both hands and a place to put my feet so I can get some leverage.
Maybe if I loosen those screws, I see? Big mistake, the whole thing turns, and I’m no closer to getting the disposer off the sink.
How big a guy put in the old disposal? I grunt I groan. Then the whole assembly moves a little.
I go off and sulk. Then I return and after an indeterminate time of battling the thing. The disposer turns just enough that I can turn it with one hand and hopefully catch it as it falls and it falls off into my hand.
Steps 7 and 8 remove the mounting assembly. Totally missing step 6. Is the old assembly the same as the new one? If yes, skip steps 7 and 8. I read that after I get the new disposal halfway through this process. Of course, I would have had to reseal the flange since I broke the seal during the disposal removal.
Step 9: Remove the old flange and plumber’s putty from the sink. Quick and easy.
Step 10. Evenly apply a rope of plumber’s putty around the sink flange. Plumber’s putty? Do I have any? A frantic search for something I do not have and if I did have would have been so old that it would have dried out and would be unusable as I expected no plumber’s putty. I call my son Tim. Some time ago, he ran a handyman business. Perhaps he has some. No, he doesn’t. But maybe I can use the unused portion of the silicone caulk that has been sitting in my garage for only a few years.
Next, I call Jason. He might have some plumber’s putty. Bingo! He has some. So off Carrie goes to pick it up from him. At the same time, I remove the electrical cord from the old disposal and install it on the new one, steps 16 through 20.
When Carrie returns, I begin the process of completing steps 10 through 14. I did step 15 (Remove drain plug from the dishwasher drain) while Carrie was away.
Step 12. Place weight such as the disposer on the sink flange to hold it in place. Use a towel to avoid scratching the sink. Done
Step 13. Place three pieces of the mounting assembly on the sink flange. Install mounting snap ring.
How is this supposed to work?!. The flange assembly moves as I try to install that stupid snap ring. The weight does not seem to help any. I remove the weight and towel. After several attempts, I get the support assembly in place.
Will it leak? The only way to find out is to try it. So I plug the sink with the new sink plug and try it. For your information, the plug does not seal unless the disposal is installed. I had a deep metal pan under the opening. Not much got wet.
Steps 20 through 22. Install the various fixtures needed to hook the disposal to the water outlet.
Steps 23 through 24. Connect the disposer to the mounting assembly. The reverse of the old one’s removal. Align the three mounting tabs. Find tabs, find the openings for tabs. Look at everything and examine the illustrations. Oh, that’s them. The disposal is now hanging from the slide ramps. All I need to do now is turn the mounting ring until everything snaps into place.
Did I get it? I think so. So now I check for leaks. No! It leaks from the flange. Is there a leak from the disposal top as well?
Remove all the pieces and start over. I’m about to get the hanging disposal part. But, I give up on the plumber’s putty. The seal breaks each time the assembly moves a little.
After a run to Walmart, I didn’t trust that the old silicone sealant would still be usable. I do it all again.
I give up!. And then watch the video that the disposal company has online. After watching the video three times, pausing, rewinding, and pausing it again, I think I understand it.
Yes! I am happy to report the disposal is in, and it does not leak! I neglect to tell you that the last time I got it all together, I forgot to attach the drain line, and water spilled all over when I remove the plug. But you don’t need to know that.
Hello dear friends and readers
I thought I would stop by and say Hi. I’ve come down with a strep infection and have been neglectful. I have a story about the joys of homeownership that will be (hopefully) completed soon. Stay well.
Grace and Peace.
I woke up this morning my mind chock full of ideas for my Grey Knight series. This plot twist. That interesting tidbit. The identity of the Lady I just introduced in the latest episode. So, I got up made myself a cup of coffee. Then I made my first mistake. I sat down in the living room with my laptop. I can write on it. Hitting the right keys takes a little more thought, but I can do that. Then, before I began, I checked my emails. Well, after that, looking over Facebook would take only a moment. Somewhere between my first cup of coffee and Carrie getting up, all those fantastic ideas evaporated like a morning mist. They were gone with just a tickle in the back of my mind of what had been there. I wasted another hour trying to get an image for the Kindle Vella “Rumors of Dragons” series “From the tales of the Grey Knight,” don’t you know. Ideas abound by nothing quite yet right.
The Grumble story is calling. The Dragon’s Spine series is upset about being on the sidelines. What’s a poor man to do?
I know I’ll write a post for my blog. I know all of you want to hear about my bad writing habits.
By the way, Grumble has informed me that the world where I am reporting his escape attempt is not the only place his influence is expanding. He wants you to know he is busy on our plane of existence, in case you hadn’t noticed all the disgruntled grumbling.
Raja sat outside the door, shivering. The cold winds of winter blew through his coat as he waited, as tradition required, outside while Ema gave birth to their first child. She had assured him that it was a male kit. How she knew he did not understand.
She roared once more in agony! That shattered his resolve. Standing, he shook off the snow and turned and opened the door. It would be easier to carry the shame than to ignore his mate’s cries.
Ema was squatted on the floor, holding a bedpost for support. She looked up at him with a defiant glare. Slamming the door behind him, he strolled over to her and knelt beside her. Another contraction gripped her, and her free hand found his shoulder. Her claws pricked his skin through his thick coat. A growl rumbled in her chest. Then it passed, and she addressed him. “If you must be here, be of some use.” She took a deep breath, knowing a contraction could come at any moment. “Pull that pot of water from the fire. The water’s too hot.”
Before he could rise, her hand tightened again. Another grow escaped her lips. Then she pushed him away with enough force that he toppled over. She chuckled before she roared, “Hurry!” as her voice lost all meaning.
He pulled the pot from the fire and saw a towel floating in it. He realized that Ema intended to use the towel to clean the kit after its birth. He used a meat hook to pull it from the boiling water. His eyes cast about for someplace to hang it as a stream of water escaped. There! She had a drying rack standing near the fire. During the summer, they had smoked their meat on it. Now it served to cool the towel. No sooner had he lain the towel on the rack than she roared again. He turned just in time to see his kit spill from his mother onto another towel she had laid beneath her.
Her hands moved over the squirming child deftly. She moved her hand over its mouth and nose, clearing them of obstructions. Then she lifted it to a teat and encouraged their new male kit to nurse with a sigh.
A few minutes later, Raja determined that the wet towel was cool enough to clean the kit. As Ema wiped her boy clean, she grunted, and the afterbirth passed. According to custom, she wrapped the towel the kit had landed in around it. Ema then dropped both into the cooling water. Crawling onto the bed with her kit, she indicated that he should move the pot to the fire once more.
Raja pulled the blankets over her and the kit. Then he turned to complete the task she had given.
I’ve been neglectful. Amazon has proposed a new service that uses episodes. This looks as if it could be an opportunity for more people to see my work. So, I’ve been in the process of adjusting my Grey Knight series to that possibility. If I go that route, you will not see any of that story here. Amazon insists that I can’t give away anything appearing in their new service.
Then a grumble disturbed my lazy morning today. The first paragraph you may have seen before. I hope to update Grumble’s story on some regular schedule of which I am not now aware.
The great demon Grumble poked at the edges of this prison. It carefully examined those parameters. Even after sleeping ten thousand years, Grumble feared what those guards might do if they caught it trying to escape. Two hundred of the time bound’s years passed. He was now confident that those beings who guarded the gates were gone or distracted. Grumble’s servants, the fools, having been persuaded by promises, began preparation for his return.
*
They were at it again. Those erstwhile followers of an aspect Grumble had presented to other temporal fools. The rituals they were using had no real attachment to the ones those earlier fools had performed. The fact that they were summoning her was all that Grumble needed. Across the planet in this particular cosmos, another group was performing similar rituals to a male aspect. They were much less dedicated and did not present as much opportunity for escape. Grumble left them to their imaginations and would lend them no part of himself for now.
These women now were bending nicely to his desires. The trickle of force Grumble allowed them, let them think they were in control of the potency they attempted to manipulate. Just a bare trickle was all Grumble allowed, lest the One notice. The ones that so long ago decided that they were Grumble’s guards would not notice until the flow was a stream. By the time they were aware, even if they returned to make sure Grumble was securely confined, they would not be able to stop what Grumble was starting. Grumble did not think that it was misjudging the One’s response. Grumble would be entertained even if Grumble had no escape. Escape was Grumble’s desire, so once more, the limits of the cage Grumble was in would be tested.
The One perceived something. An infinitesimal part took notice. What weakness would come forward to defeat the creature that called itself Grumble this time? Foolish thing, pushing against perceived limits. Its struggle would attract champions that had the evil defeated before they started. The dance they performed would be because of their need, not as many imagined, the need to call the trouble to the One’s attention.
The Chancellors chambers
The meeting had started with a debate about the King ‘s establishing the Boar Akarn landskap. Of course, the Traditionalists were against it. Those arguments had taken up the better part of two shadows. Chancellor Alfsson, in the end, had to table that question. The King did not have a deep investment in establishing a landskap there. He didn’t need a recognized landskap to station a small garrison in Boar Akarn. After all, there already was a trade route of sorts there. The additional revenue generated by the increase in trade would soon pay for that garrison’s presence. The whole debate had been a waste of time.
Chancellor Alfsson wanted to discuss the more significant proposed landskap. The one that was to border the Etunazi hills needed the Hilmir Vorth’s approval. It would never generate the funds that would pay for the garrisons. But that border was unstable and needed a military presence. Under the covenant without a trade route to protect, the King had no authority to station garrisons there. Since several of the Traditionalist nobles had lands that bordered this region, there should be little debate. Then perhaps they could discuss a few more items and adjourn before lunch. That was not what happened.
Some fool among the Loyalists thought bringing up the Yetann raid was a good idea. Something that Ingofson had purposely avoided. So chaos enveloped the assembled nobles.
“Doesn’t it concern you that the King has fallen under the influence of that redhead?” Hilmir interrupted once more.
“That’s utter nonsense, and you know it. The girl was the victim. Not the perpetrator.” Fra Ulfdot replied.
“I have it on good information that she does not practice magic according to the proscribed manner.” Thane Geirr interrupted.
“Red hair, green eyes are sure signs that she is not Vanier. No, she is Æsir.” Bondi Oxusveiga almost shouted. “And that is proof enough for me that she is a huldra plant.”
“You see conspiracies in the date the maples turn red,” Eldon Alfsson retorted. “And she’s not one of the gods. You’re mixing up the myths worse than those Thor worshippers in Laugar.” Eldon frowned. Most of the time, when he gave that frown, the arguments stopped. To his chagrin, the hysteria in the chamber continued another shadow. He and the King intended this meeting to begin the process that would lead to an orderly Hilmir Vorth. Those reactionary nobles! He stopped mid-thought, best not to brand them so in his mind. He dared not start the name-calling. If he let that phrase dwell in his mind much longer, it would pop out of his mouth at the most inopportune time. No, they were just a small group within the Traditionalists. Best practice jarl Ingolfson’s stoicism.
General Ingolfson sat silently through the whole debate. The huldra were a clever lot. It was not beyond the realm of possibility that this was part of one of their complicated plans. If so, it should begin to unravel soon. What little conspiracies they had tried in Alfheim always died from their convoluted and complex nature. From what he had been able to gather, their plots in the other nations failed more often than not. Of course, most of the stories were old, and the failures might have been covers to hide the successes.
The Toad watched. He had rather enjoyed the chaos. The divisions within the nobles could work to his advantage.
I must have been somewhere between four and six when Mom took me into the small mom-and-pop grocery store on West Graham Avenue. An older couple ran the place. Once upon a time, I knew the name of the little store. But that’s lost in my past.
Not much larger than my living room, the little store had a chest pop machine standing near the door. First, you opened the lid to see what was available. Then you dropped your nickel into the coin slot. You selected what you wanted and, grasping the top of the bottle, slid it down the track to the front of the machine. There it entered the raceway running across the front until it encountered the exit. You would tightly hold the top of the bottle and, with a mighty heave, pull the bottle up through the gates, which released as your coin dropped into the coin box.
Cluttered about the store was the various items they sold. Near the cash register stood the candy stand. Mom stood facing the proprietor paying for the groceries she had picked out. The little boy who was me gazed upon the display with wonder. That small candy bar looked good. My little hand reached out and took one. I held it in my hand as Mom finished paying. Saying a brief goodbye, we left the store. Mom sat the bag of groceries in the back seat and then helped me into the car.
That is when she saw what I held in my hand. “Where did you get that?” She asked.
“From the store,” I replied.
“That’s not yours.” Came her retort. Then she marched me back into the store, telling me to apologize for taking the man’s candy. I sadly handed the candy back to the gentleman and told him I was sorry for taking it. A smile broke across his face. “It’s alright,” he said. “You did the right thing.” Looking at my Mom with a quizzical expression, he told me. “Here, I’ll give you this one because of your honesty. You were brave to return it.” I don’t remember the taste of that candy bar. I do remember that not everything I saw was mine to take. And you always paid the store for what they had.
Catherine and Ceri stood near the bow of the King’s barge and watched the Auselfra. The seemingly calm river had become covered with eddies and swirls, giving evidence of the currents once hidden in its depths. The river narrowed, and for the moment, the curve of its banks hid what was ahead. A short time later, the Bølge Cataract appeared. Cataract was an exaggeration. Even small boats passed through the ripples and waves unhindered. Those waves served as a warning that ahead lay the Rif. The series of cataracts dividing the upper Elfra from the lower.
Matsveir was serving King Awrick and his guests a light luncheon as the river widened, giving the first sight of Arnarhvall. Flags and banners festooned the upper docks, and music drifted up the river. Arnarhvall was greeting their returning King.
Portions of the ancient walls that once surrounded the city stretched out from the waterfront. Laying past the docks was evidence of where those walls once stood. The city had removed more of the rampart in recent years. This allowed the waterfront to double in size. That and the widened thoroughfare that led to the Risker docks permitted the citizens of Arnarhvall greater access to the products and produce that arrived daily.
A cheer sounded from the crowd that filled the docks near where the King’s barge would berth. Standing in the area that city guards kept cleared was a regal lady. A boy and a girl were at her side. From a distance, their ages were hard to judge.
When Ceri asked who they were, Catherine responded, “That is the queen, and I believe Prince Ari’s siblings.”
The prince had walked up behind her as she spoke. “Yes, that’s Erling and Hilde. Don’t believe half what they tell you about me.” He smiled. “Erling imagines that I’m off on some grand adventure every time I’m on some diplomatic errand. And Hilde’s worse. She insists that I’m off on some romantic quest. They won’t believe that most of those journeys are boring beyond imagination.”
“This one wasn’t, was it, son?” The King asked as he approached.
“This wasn’t going to be boring before the Yetann interrupted the training. Thankfully, We do have a happy ending.” Ari responded to his father.
“And for that, I’m thankful,” Catherine added.
Catherine noted that Ceri was silent. She always was when some noble or official was near. When she was alone with Catherine or the felag, she filled the place to overflowing with questions or observations.
To show the Dragon’s Spine world is an entirely alien world, perhaps I got a bit creative in the names. They are all based on who the character is. I have liberally named each person from a variety of languages. Gaelic, Welsh, Estonian, Norse, Icelandic, Swedish, and others. Some are real names from those languages, and some are not.
Take, for instance, The names of the Pyris who appear in the story are welsh based. Pryis is a plural word. A single individual would be a Rizi. So Brac is a Rizi whose name comes from the word free.
For the reader, there is no wrong way to pronounce these strange names. We probably could not pronounce any Yetann word correctly anyway. Our mouths are made so different from theirs. Each region and species will pronounce them differently. Perhaps the way you say them is with a Dzwerc accent. DZ is pronounced similar to TZ in hertz or spritz. The Dzwerc all themselves, Tz wreck
Cu Lain can be heard pronounced as Cool ain, Cool lain, K’lain. His preferred rendition of his name is Ka lain. Short ‘a’ sound with a brief pause before the lain.
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